Total Medals Earned: 2,691 (From 577 different games.) Total Medal Score: 38,700 Points
Medals Earned: 19/54 (120/480 points)
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 5
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
buy a computer
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have $5000
buy a bus pass
have humour of 10
have intelligence of 10
use a publisher
have style of 10
have style of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
Medals Earned: 5/5 (185/185 points)
Mop up the grease!
Clean that grill!
You got it!
Drain it baby!
Escape!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (100/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 10/40 (55/495 points)
Get some more rupees.
Play the EASY challenge mode.
Get 50 rupees!
Play the HARD challenge mode.
WOW! That is pretty rude.
Shop smart, shop S-MART!
Hit your target!
Play the TIME TRIAL mode.
Travel back home for a while.
Welcome back... have an apple!
Shoot two in a row.
Shoot three in a row.
Get 100 rupees.
Get 200 rupees!
How are you doing that link?
Collect a Heart.
Follow DeathInk from the loading screen.
Shoot four in a row!
Get 400 rupees!
Don't miss with all five arrows!
Reach level 20 in the TIME TRIAL mode.
Get 600 rupees!
Reach level 20 in the EASY challeng mode.
Collect all hearts!
Ba Da Da Dum!
Reach level 20 in the HARD challeng mode.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/300 points)
win first 6 level
win first level
visit developer website
win 12 level
win 18 level
all level complete
get 3000 or more point on a level
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (55/455 points)
Beat the first wave
Beat the first Boss
Purchase the Dual Uzis in the store.
Beat the second Boss
Beat the third boss
Beat the fourth boss
Beat the fifth boss
Purchase the Dual Magnum gun in the store
Beat the sixth and final boss
Buy the Dual Miniguns in the store
Medals Earned: 3/4 (25/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/40 points)
Kill a zombie.
View the instructions
View the credits.
Kill a zombie using the console.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
You beat Level 1: Novice
You're not the ball!
You beat Level 2: Amateur
You beat Level 3: Pro
You beat Level 4: Champion
Medals Earned: 3/7 (105/455 points)
Find a weapons upgrade
Find an entrance to Dracula's castle
Survive that nasty area with all the junk in it
Kill 50 zombies
Collect every treasure in the game, including the hidden ones
Defeat Dracula
Finish the whole game in under 3 minutes!